Hey! Sit down. Relax. Have a cup of tea. Party. Get wasted. Jk. *looks around nervously* I'm not an alchie or anything. *coughs* Jam to music. Dance. Live like no one is watching and act like a civilized idiot.
i-do-even-lift:
brittanakissed: i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
brittanakissed:
i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
(Source: bicorn)
hurricane-emily:
jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done. maybe just maybe women do some things for themselves and not just for men what a concept
jimgaffigan:
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept